Today on the way home from work/school with all of us in the car.
Ethan: dad, we’ll have to buy a new car soon because your head almost touches the roof.
Mum: don’t worry, daddy will shrink soon.
Ethan: Then are you going to die (dad)?
On the weekend…..after a particularly bad night with a mosquito.
Ethan: mum, I know how to keep the mossies away
Mum: how?
Ethan: I will wear armour to bed and when the mossies come, they will ‘ping’ off my armour.
Mum: oh that’s a good idea…
James: we should really write songs using the funny things children say for lyrics.
Mum: yesssss!
While I was chatting with Poppi on skype while Ethan played Lego nearby…
Mum: ok dad, great chatting, guess I’ll sign off.
Ethan: THAT’S YOUR DAD????!!!??
Funny how he clued into the conversation for that revelation!